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Zombies.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

City Zoo

Capitalism

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Okay. Hit it."

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"Loved ones scared to death by monsters? Call the law offices of Frank N. Stein..."

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

'Dracula, I'm getting tired of you sitting around all day.'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

"Dad, do you believe in God?"

'It's eight fifteen. Their mothers have unleashed them and they're on the way.'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

Dracula's false teeth

"Well, that’s a fine how-do-you-do!"

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this??"

A giant octopus clambers onto a small ship.