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Zombies.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

Capitalism

City Zoo

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

No, Igor! That would just be cruel. Normal Brain. Abnormal Brain. Brain with song stuck in it.

"Okay. Hit it."

"Loved ones scared to death by monsters? Call the law offices of Frank N. Stein..."

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'Dracula, I'm getting tired of you sitting around all day.'

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

'It's eight fifteen. Their mothers have unleashed them and they're on the way.'

"Dad, do you believe in God?"

Dracula's false teeth

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"Well, that’s a fine how-do-you-do!"

"Leave the wildlife alone - do you want to get fined?"

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

'Truce?'