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You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your car in the parking lot with a laptop.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

My brilliant career

Work Slave

"Progress is going around in the same circle...but faster."

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

Early Man Late Man

Daily Routine

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Our Troubled Chowders

Blues for now.

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre