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As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

Work/Life Balance

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Yes, all at once!'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

A child interrupting family prayers

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

The power of now

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"How long have I had what problem?"

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

Therapist School

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."