Fan Of Mindfulness Satire Prints

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Yes, all at once!'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

A child interrupting family prayers

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

The power of now

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"How long have I had what problem?"

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

Therapist School

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Modern Damocles -

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.