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"So, you want to go on the pill?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bond James, Bond."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Skipping Horse

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Computer Room.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

At the Museum

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Children's Parties

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Director/Action Man toy.

Football Fans

"They grow up so fast."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

A young Don King

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."