Family Time Pursuer Prints

"Papi...how come you're always bringing work home?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Office pics on dinner table.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Family members!

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Sliding Down the Banister

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

man juggling career, home and children

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Bottle Time

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

It's a girl! It's a mom!

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'