Family Time Pursuer Mugs

"Papi...how come you're always bringing work home?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Office pics on dinner table.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Family members!

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Sliding Down the Banister

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

man juggling career, home and children

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

Bottle Time

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

Time for bed