Family Teaser Mugs

"My uncle's got a wooden leg..."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"All rise."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

"For the last time, young man, I said 'NO'! You may NOT feed bubble gum to the dog!"

"We're a big, happy family here, so think of your firing as tough love."

A Mom and Pop Operation

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

New Rules for the Household

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Luna - short for Lunatic.

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

"Mom said we shoulda brought the truck...."

"I don't suppose there's any point in asking what kind of day you've had?"

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'