Family Tactician Prints

'Pssst! Dad - Give me a shout if Mum's calmed down and I'll come home.'

'I'd call it a conversion.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Genius

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"As you can see, Simpson, I'm not the sort of man who's afraid of confrontation...that is you isn't it, Simpson?"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Carlo Ancelotti

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"The change management consultant wants to move the meeting."

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'