Family Tactician Pillows

'Pssst! Dad - Give me a shout if Mum's calmed down and I'll come home.'

'I'd call it a conversion.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Genius

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"The change management consultant wants to move the meeting."

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'