Family Surprises T-Shirts

"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"When did she start crawling?"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Surprise Party

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'