Family Surprises T-Shirts

"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"When did she start crawling?"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Surprise Party

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"