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'She got the house, she got the car, she got the....'

'I should preface the reading of the will to inform you that the deceased hated everybody's guts.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

"What do I think is an appropriate punishment? I think an appropriate punishment would be to make me live with my guilt."

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

Warring parents

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Family courts.

Transcendental Litigation

Come Back Sloane

Interpreters.

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

The Gayhorns

'Mr. Rock and Mrs. Hardplace are here, sir.'

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

'Everyone does divorces, Mrs.Dawson.'

'I'd like to return this, it turns out my wife bought one last week.'

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

"When the divorce is final, Carl, and I've taken you for all you're worth, I hope we can still be friends."

'I'll relinquish most of my visitation rights if you'll just let Katie come over once in awhile to program my appliances.'

The Supreme Court, Juvenile Divisio: "As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is the children v. Mommy."

You need to stay home and study. Mom! It's an educational opportunity