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Mother knows best.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Career Choices

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Between Offices

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Raise your hand if you're the only one that's not getting let go."

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'Sorry, darling, the firm's corporate lawyers say I can't discuss my day.'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Distilleries Association

Liv Ullmann