Family Reprieve Seeker Pillows

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

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Breast Height Chart

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

The Forever Stamp

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"All parents fight."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'

Pirate Paddle Boat.

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'