Family Practice T-Shirts

To be a doctor, you have to study harder to keep up with the Chinese kids. Mom! Family Practice. Medicine. That's stereotyping! Not all doctors are Chinese. I know. Reception. Teddy Tree? Dr. Patel is ready for you. There are lots of Indians, South Koreans and Vietnamese, too.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

"I had to skip my workout."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Did you remember my mints?"

New arrival

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

The Tunnel Of Love

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Preventive medicine.

Policeman talking to lost child