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'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"I had to skip my workout."

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

The Tunnel Of Love

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

New arrival

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Preventive medicine.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"