Family Planning Specialist T-Shirts

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Family Planning.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

The Tunnel Of Love

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Preventive medicine.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Lesbians for Christ

'OK...now what?'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."