Family Planning Aficionado T-Shirts

"Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."

'It's a pity the pill wasn't around in your mother's day!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

The Tunnel Of Love

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Preventive medicine.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

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