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Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

The Tunnel Of Love

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."