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Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."