Family Of The Groom Pillows

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'He does.'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Wedding Fayre

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Folk Wedding