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"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'How long's he been out there?'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

Nest building

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

Bob hated baby talk.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

Peace on Earth

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it