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"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Balloon Kids

Swinging

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Pyjama party

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Tom Hanks

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Kirsten Johnson

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Star Wars Audience

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."