Family Motivator T-Shirts

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

GCSEs

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

When we believe together we achieve together.

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Office Politics

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

Sinking sales

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

The 6 A.M. News Team

"Can you run that past me again, Watson - you seem to have lost me."

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'