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"They grow up so fast."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"How is it gendered?"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

"I had no idea Zelenskyy was a dictator til Trump ruled on it"

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"Hello mother. . ."

The number of couples separating keeps growing.

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

"And then they went and did work in a coffee shop and lived happily ever after."

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'Now you call? Now that fierce competition has reduced long-distance to little more than a cheap, unprofitable commodity. Now you call your mother?'

Freedom of Press

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

How Moms Explain

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

"They always bring a camera. They keep hoping I'll do something interesting."

'Go ask your other mother.'