Family Meals Enthusiast Mugs

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Chez Nous Menu

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You've all been like a company to me."

A man and baby wearing bibs

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"