Family Meal Enthusiast Mugs

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Thoughts and Prayers

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

Family-size meals

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."

You pray before you eat? Just how bad is your dad's cooking?

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Chez Nous Menu

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"You've all been like a company to me."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."