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With their enormous wealth, good looks and power, the entire Kennedy family was revered - except for Brad who was regrettably born with a silver spoon in his nose.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Chez Nous Menu

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Fitness Programme for babies

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'I'm not saying your mother is senile but she just vacuum bagged the cat!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"He looks just like your husband."

"Use your inside scream."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Changes at home

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."