Family Matriarch T-Shirts

With their enormous wealth, good looks and power, the entire Kennedy family was revered - except for Brad who was regrettably born with a silver spoon in his nose.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Chez Nous Menu

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Fitness Programme for babies

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"He looks just like your husband."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

"Use your inside scream."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Mother CareBaby Gap

Changes at home

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."