Family Issues T-Shirts

'I can't make it tonight. I have to attend my mother's lecture series on responsibility.'

"No, honey, divorce is not the same as deleting an app."

The Very Last Dinosaur

"We need to have a serious talk."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

The Anti-Agent

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Hungry child

National Everything Awareness Day

'Like death by salad.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."