Family Healthcare Heroine Pillows

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Fighting Covid

Keyworker

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

Fighting the Pandemic

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Corona Funeral

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Coronavirus

EU Vaccine approval

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

COVID 19

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'