Family Harmony Navigator Mugs

'I always felt different as a child - I come from a functional family.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"Wet wipe?"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.'

"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"The penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law..."