Family Fun Starters Gifts

"Both of you are rotten and hateful—from a kid's perspective."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Hi-yah!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Early photobombing

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Lamb Noise.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

The Family Joules: Part 5

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Ah...here they are!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Merry Christmas"

Circus Act

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"