Family Friend (doctor) T-Shirts

"The whole family had 'funny tummies' on holiday. I brought back the samples for you!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Balloon Kids

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Senior Jeopardy!

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

Young Gums

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Mistaken baby ducks.

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Sermon Applause.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'