Family Enthusiasts Prints

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

"I already assisted with your birth—what do you want now?"

Family sitting on sofa.

"Actually, my in-laws are very fond of me. I married my cousin."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Grounded

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

A child interrupting family prayers

It's a Boy

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"Use your inside scream."

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

One of Many California Gene Pools

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."