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It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Office pics on dinner table.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"I'm so good at this!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"I read the audio book."

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

The best time capsules are our children.

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

"You'll find they stay pretty needy 'til about 300 months."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"He followed me home...finally!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"I've decided to have a kid."

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"How long before I have a dad body?"

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."