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It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Office pics on dinner table.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"I'm so good at this!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"I read the audio book."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

The best time capsules are our children.

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"He followed me home...finally!"

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"I've decided to have a kid."

"You'll find they stay pretty needy 'til about 300 months."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"How long before I have a dad body?"

"Michael, I think I found your bubble gum."

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."