Family Digital Strategists Gifts

"Surely, checking the baby monitor doesn't count toward your screen time."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Eldrow

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'Except...That.'

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

'Text your father and tell him I'm not talking to him!'

'Crowd Source'

'It's our 10 year plan.'

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

'I'm married with five children.' - 'Sorry, we're looking for someone with sound judgement.'

'Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy but what I really want is power of attorney!!

'Ask your father first, dear, then we'll plan our strategy.'

Modern Warfare

'No partnership, but you can be on my Twitter list.'

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

'Our latest business analysis best practices came from the Twitosphere, via the blogoshphere, just south of the webosphere.'