Family Decision Maker T-Shirts

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

Doubt or Certainy

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"All parents fight."

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

'And my board approved this?'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.