Family Daily Dramas Prints

Mom: 'Do I have to repeat myself again, again & again? girl: 'yes, yes, & yes!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Joan Hickson

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Slow Night

Next camera crew 5 mins

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Paper or plastic?"

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Friend or foe?"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."