Family Daily Dramas Mugs

Mom: 'Do I have to repeat myself again, again & again? girl: 'yes, yes, & yes!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Joan Hickson

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Paper or plastic?"

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Friend or foe?"

Al Pacino

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Here at this firm, we pride ourselves on the family atmosphere we've created. As such, I'd like to welcome you abroad as my long lost love child, Inga."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'Hello, Mum!'