Family Connection Aficionado Pillows

"Gonzalez? Are you related to Cathy Gonzalez? She's my second cousin!"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Office pics on dinner table.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'I've turned into my mother.'

Production manager with lots of children.

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Family.

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

Love for the family

A couple with a new baby

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"He followed me home...finally!"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'I love my mum and dad!'

Three happy men

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"