Family Comedy Appreciators Gifts

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

The Pink Bantha

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Dad Trophies

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Shakespeare Quote

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

Disease-y Top

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Spider boy