Family Comedy Appreciators Gifts

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Dad Trophies

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Shakespeare Quote

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Disease-y Top

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Spider boy

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."