Family Circus Lover Prints

Parental Training Course

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"Support the head."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

The relay race

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

Busking Elephant

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

The great zucchinis

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

'Hoopla!'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

"I wasn't texting or eating and there's no law saying I can't juggle."

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

'He's got a terrific memory but dreadful eyesight.'

'Do you want flies with that?'

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

Career choices for fleas.

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

Clowns.

'It's a long story...'

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

'It wasn't the baby's crying that kept me awake last night...it was my husband's.'