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"And guess who this handsome gentleman is? Come on! Take a guess!"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

True confessions.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

The Family Joules: Part 21

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Children's Party

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Changes at home

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'