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"And guess who this handsome gentleman is? Come on! Take a guess!"

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Children's Party

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Changes at home

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."