Family Chaos Manager Mugs

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'I work from home - we have Kick Your Children Out of the House Day.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"I seem to have developed a high pitched noise in my ears!"

"Yes I do have to track mud into the house . . . it's my job!"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

The Family Joules: Part 16

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Family with pets.

"I need to know who started it."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Stockwell's day

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."