Family Business Worker Prints

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Cloud Computing.

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

"We don't know the meaning of the word nepotism in my firm. My son over there will back me up on that."

Mom's The Boss

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

Future Micro MGR.

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

A Mom and Pop Operation