Family Business Worker Mugs

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Cloud Computing.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

A Mom and Pop Operation

Mom's The Boss

Future Micro MGR.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"We don't know the meaning of the word nepotism in my firm. My son over there will back me up on that."

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'