Family Baking Time Lover Pillows

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

Baker

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Fruitcake

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

Mum's Baking is best!

"Thanks for the starter!"

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

Cottage cupcakes.

Hands off!

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

"To beat or not to beat."