Family Architects Prints

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"City kids."

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

Pregnancy Test

Sheds

Bob hated baby talk.

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

Will build to suit myself.

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

Castle-shaped igloo.

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

Pick Your Own Legacy.

"At least we agree that buying a glass house was a lousy idea."