Fame Follower T-Shirts

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

TV Zoo Trivia

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

Dog Bites Celeb

'Where are you going? I still have 12 minutes left in my 15 minutes of fame!'

Newspaper with a 'Paris Hilton' section.

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Are you made of sugar?'

Anna Calvi

Elvis Presley

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Eldrow

Jack Gleeson

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Brad Pitt

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Invisible clothes

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Like my new haircut?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

All Star Team.

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Football supporters.

Atomic Bear: Part 26

The Aging of Underwear

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Dogs Touring Hollywood

"Port outbound, starboard home."