Fall Prevention Advocate Prints

"I'm afraid the news about your husband is grim, Mrs. Dumpty...."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Cricket Accidents.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Careful."

Reasonableman

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"Here comes the super-visor."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boozing and Cruising

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.