Safety First Advocate Prints

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'Ok, enough of teh Ho, Ho, Ho just Blow, blow, blow!'

Electrician electrocuting himself.

"His parents think the way to school is too dangerous."

Job Safety - Ghost.

During the life boat drill, a man has used his wife's life jacket for his golf clubs.

'This is Tom's second speech on how to hunt safely. Unfortunately, I missed his first speech.'

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

Man Reading From Within Bullet-Proof Box

'What does it look like happened...I slipped! There's water all over the place and no wet floor sign anywhere!'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Now just hold on a minute, fellers. This thing doesn't look to be very safe at all."

Zika Protection

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

Roadrunner

Person running with torch in hazmat suit

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'Okay, but don't try to operate it until I invent insurance.'

'Let's take the next one.'

A man sits on his porch with a fire extinguisher

"With the knees, fellas, lift with the knees."

'Good thing you came in when you did. If you hadn't, you might've drowned.'

'Oh they needed a light from you, did they? For the last time, don't ever play with matches!'

'You left the Christmas lights dangling from the eves.'

Fasten your seatbelts

A stork carries a baby in car seat.

The second law of barbecuing. Both brilliantine & aftershave are flammable.

Caution: Do not try and make sense of our medical warnings whilst operating heavy machinery.

Safe Water, $1

"Slow down or you'll get us both killed!"

Danger slip hazard...

"Did you bring any protection with you?"