Fall Connoisseur Prints

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Snow flake

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Cake Free Zone

His Her Cakes

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Belief and Trust.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Devi's brew?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

The Horn of Unanswered Email

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Man frozen in portrait pose.

People of the Fall

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

Bleak House